Tag Archives: Justin Johnson

Gophers take on Iowa a day after the ethanol industry suffers a fatal blow

Posted on 08. Feb, 2008 by .

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Their caucus sytem is based on barbeque and violates every tenant of democracy. The inmates (apes) run the asylum (research facility). The 80 acre enclosed rainforest that was supposed to save the state’s economy was a bigger failure than the former state slogan. If pigs gained a few brain cells, Des Moines would look something [...]

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Big Ten Preview: University of Iowa

Posted on 27. Dec, 2007 by .

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After watching last year’s edition of the Gopher basketball team, I know the despair and frustration of watching a helpless basketball team led by a hopeless coach. I know how heartbroken Jay Gatsby felt when thought he had rejected by Daisy. I know the excruciating pain Opheila experienced when Hamlet stabbed Polonius, and I understand [...]

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